the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

jabberwockyx:

queenofbaws:

theannieplanet:

im laughing so hard

We call him Benadryl Cinnamonbun. Has a nice ring to it.

I love this. I could spend hours doing this. Sometimes I do.

Benadryl Cinnamonbun is my favorite, but I gotta say I’m rather fond of Bendydick Crimplyback too.

therealultrabaguette:

essegigi:

daftwithoneshoe:

harleys-hyenas:

daftwithoneshoe:

Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?

Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.

Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames? 

Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits unclean

Did you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
 

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

I refused to go with my mother to the store, so she spit at me. 

karebehx:

j-man-slam-jam:

superblys:

opaul:

neraiutsuze:

sassygaybabies:

pizzaforpresident:

sierrakushterbeck:

THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL 

WHAT

Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.

I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.

it-was-a-nice-day:

I’m trying to prove a point to my school psychologist, so could you reblog if school related stress A) prevents you from doing things that would otherwise make your life better or more enjoyable and/or B) makes you feel like less of a person/lowers your self esteem.

armitageizzardnut:

I swear that one day, I will say this to someone…

Doctor Who 7x09 and Sherlock 2x03 : the BBC reusing the setting.